I like to think this is what would go down if Jim Moriarty ran into a Sherlockian fangirl
Fangirl:
Oh my God, it's you! You're Jim Moriarty! Oh my word, you are so adorable.
Moriarty:
I... What?
Fangirl:
You're just like a puppy, just look at your big, brown eyes!
Moriarty:
I am the Napoleon of crime, I could have your throat slit and...
Fangirl:
My baby, you are so precious when you try to be scary. Oh, I could hug you all day!
Moriarty:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN LONDON, I COULD HAVE YOU KILLED RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND YOUR BODY!
Fangirl:
Come here, my flawless Irish prince, sounds like someone needs a cup of tea and some snuggles!
Moriarty:
SEBASTIAN, HELP ME!
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Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable, but that dear children is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.
