Fool of the Fandoms

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

arijandro:

yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit

ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

crimical:

and it’s beautiful

goddamnit, joel

goddamnit, joel

pluckyredhead:

shananaomi:

otfilms:

Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

these men are such fundamentally different dancers but especially at slow GIF speed it’s clear how perfectly precise they were as a duo.

Donald O’Conner was actually nervous about this because he considered himself more of a hoofer than a dancer, and if you watch this number you can see he uses his upper body less than Gene Kelly. Also, they were both really worried that the other would turn the opposite direction from them, but as you can see, unlike Zoolander, they both turn left. :D

heartnmavin:

be-the-homestuck:

ritzy-hellcat:

dreadfulstripper:

chillona:

I got lemon titties

Now calling my boobs Lemons.

10/10

i’m like a DD/E, what are they, planets?

Planet Tiittes

heartnmavin:

be-the-homestuck:

ritzy-hellcat:

dreadfulstripper:

chillona:

I got lemon titties

Now calling my boobs Lemons.

10/10

i’m like a DD/E, what are they, planets?

Planet Tiittes

coxinyoface:

So there were a bunch of stalls with meltybead creations but this one was insane.

coxinyoface:

So there were a bunch of stalls with meltybead creations but this one was insane.